Publication Date: July 31, 2014 on SWTOR.com
Timeline Placement: c. 3,638 BBY
Nice-Girl Sith Lana Beniko makes a report on Darth Arkous, some guy who I don’t know who that is. There were Republic spies on their ship who were plotting to blow it up but Lana discovered their subterfuge but one escaped in an escape pod but Darth Arkous flew out through space and stabbed her with his lightsaber but Lana thought that was pretty cool but then Darth Arkous told her he was going to Onderon but really he went to Manaan so now she doesn’t know what to believe.
Pointless. 1/5 Death Stars.
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