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Author: John Jackson Miller
Artist: Bong Dazo
Publication Date: December 2008 – January 2009
- Reprinted October 2009 in Knights of the Old Republic Volume Seven: Dueling Ambitions
- Reprinted December 2013 in Star Wars Omnibus: Knights of the Old Republic Volume 2
- Reprinted March 2017 in Star Wars Epic Collection: The Old Republic Vol. 2
Timeline Placement: 3,963 BBY
Series: Knights of the Old Republic #36-37
Gryph and Jarael try to swindle a criminal syndicate, but the crime boss instantly sees through this obvious subterfuge. Jarael is kidnapped (again) but uses the Force to escape. Zayne shows up to save the day at the last minute but ends up doing nothing to rescue his friends. Slyssk dresses like a pimp and defeats the genius crime lord by telling him his boss wants to talk to him on some other planet, then once he’s out the door I guess he can just never come back for some reason. His slaves take over the syndicate but that’s okay because as long as you’re not killing people there’s nothing wrong with swindling them.
Nothing else happens.
2/5 Death Stars because some of the slavery jokes are funny.